Wikipedia pulled this, the motherfuckers

Milton "the Knowledge" Ruleman is the creation and, at time of writing, primary alias of Cardinal Rule, aka Cardinal John Rule, aka Cardinal Yule, aka Rule 3000, aka Weed, aka Marty Ruleton, aka the White Frank White, aka the White Jesus, aka Rule McCool, aka Ireland. Each other alias, similarly, is the creation of Milton Ruleman and the other aliases except itself. Milton Ruleman is a white "hip-hop" (or "wigga") accountant and financier from the 1930s, siphoned through time using overlapping rhyme cycles (the fifth-dimensional step parallel staircase) by the Wu-Tang Clan in the early 1990s to oversee the group's chaotic accounts. Ruleman formerly, presently, and in the future works for Meyer Lansky and Vito Genovese. Amongst other employers at other times, he also works for the rapper Notorious B.I.G and the Irish heroes na Fianna, and has written a critical study of the poetry of John Ashbery entitled "Wangles and Wrangles", which is available only as an Excel spreadsheet connected to the online OED, Google tools and beta projects, the stock markets, all newspapers and a database supported by the World Bank, the Illuminati and all non-Illuminato invitees to Davos, and so on and so forth, and which re-evaluates the truths and plays of Ashbery's work for the immediately present paradigm as, at time of writing, a six digit number.