Shangri FACKIN' La, mate

"On the principle of matching arms, the non-pedant marks the pedant's inconsistencies, aporiae or casuistries. Pedantry challenged begets only pedantry, as Onan begat daemon sheep. The stiff sheet and addled pate deride measurement and calm as the windracked sea mocks glass and in turn smoothness, line, order, and farther yet, measurement itself. Transfixed fabric and maelstroms of mind and ocean are of one conversation. They are opposed by the other elements. We speak of hue and pallor, breath and death, hearth and moor, cackle and sense, as locking parts in an otherworldly mint that torques frail conception with the riches of the cosmos. The asymptote is a truer variant. Elements tend towards null. Without this, the truest plenum of Life, whose grace I will not harm by name, would ail. So engage not the pedantry -- identify the pedant not -- but know thy own sight."