You know the General Election? Decided on General Election Night?
Hoax.
Power goes to whichever leader catches the midget on Dwarf Night. At 11.59 the Queen releases the dwarf from the Wendy House. The dwarf is chased around the ballroom by "whips" until it reaches top speed. At this time, the rival party-leaders are admitted through French windows. They must battle footmen and journalists to gain the heart of the ballroom floor, and lay chase to the sprinting midget. Power is usually wriggling in the hands of one or other leader by 12.00.
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